I decided to tell you all how much I hate..
..Paris Hilton!
Where to start, really? I don’t know, because I hate this social slut so much that I wouldn’t even use my axe to kill her as that would leave my axe crying in the corner trying to wash the blood away for feeling so dirty. She’s not as hot as she thinks she is! Overskinny, overtanned, overfashioned (yes, I just made that word) women are simply not sexy, they’re just waste of air. We would be better of just tearing her lungs out and feed them to poor children in Africa, that’s one of the few things that could make her useful aswell! And what’s wrong with her boobies? They look so wrong and miss-placed I just want to tear them off and replace them with Jack Daniels dispensers, and even then I’d have to wear a full protection suit to even come near her!
And what’s up with having to “star” in your own lame homemade porn and “leak” it to get famous? If you’re not good/sexy/smart/charming enough to get press coverage without getting nude, STAY IN THE BACKGROUND BITCH! It’s at the point where I can think about Paris Hilton instead of my grandmother whenever I wanna delay the second coming of Christ in bed. SHE IS THAT UGLY!
If I had my way, she would be killed by an angry mob during some random event where she decided to show her ugly, deformed nose. Oh, I know. Someone could use her fecking ugly pet dog to beat her to death, that would be. Two space wasting creatures gone with a few swings. I’d seriously have a good wank over pictures of a Paris Hilton with her dog stuck in her head, blood and goo everywhere and a huge angry mob running around her in circles poking her dead body with long poking sticks. Actually, she might even look better with the dog stuck in there.
January 1, 2009 at 5:06 am
Love the axe.
It is sad that these days whoring oneself out is the equivalent of being a moviestar. I mean, in all honesty I have virtually no respect for Hollywood—and even less respect for the American populace which so easily digests this garbage—but at least actors generally get their stardom somewhat legitimately, or they used to….
Skinny, tanned whores are all the rage these days. All we can do is sit back and hope she gets trapped in the tanning bed and burns to death. Or dies from anorexia. Or gets impaled on some nasty man while making a porno and dies from complications….
Either way, I hope it makes it to DVD.